BOOK ONE 40.000 MHz
TRANSMISSION 01 // BIRMINGHAM, AL

Book One
The Awakening

by Professor Phatti MacHine

40.000 MHz · BIRMINGHAM AL · 1987

AUTHOR'S NOTE

FOREVER:NEON began as a question: what if the conspiracy theories were wrong about the mechanism but right about the feeling?

The feeling that the world is shaped by forces larger than individual human choice. That creativity and consciousness are valued and spent by systems that don’t particularly care about the people doing the creating. That what gets harvested from artists and performers and public figures is something real—some quality of human attention and emotional investment that moves through culture like current through wire.

The LOOSH concept in this series isn’t meant to be taken literally. The Technodemiurge is fiction. Vril Communications is fiction. The 40 MHz carrier wave is fiction. The resistance in the basement of Sloss Furnaces is fiction.

But Judy Garland was real. And what happened to her was real. Bobby Driscoll was real, and his numbered grave on Hart Island was real, and Walt Disney’s company’s decision to discard the child who had given Peter Pan his voice is documented history. The Coogan Law exists because Jackie Coogan’s parents really did spend every dollar he earned. The Diff’rent Strokes tragedy is real. The question of what the entertainment industry extracts from the people it processes, and what it leaves behind, is worth asking.

This series doesn’t answer that question. It asks it loudly, in neon, with synthesizers and a cat that isn’t entirely a cat. The fictional framework is permission to look directly at something uncomfortable—the possibility that public attention is a resource, that human consciousness is a medium, and that we’ve built elaborate systems for moving that medium from place to place without examining where it goes or what it costs.

The tone is Douglas Adams and Norm MacDonald and George Carlin, because the only reasonable response to looking directly at the uncomfortable thing is to refuse to look away while also noticing that it’s funny. The universe is doing this to us. Which is, objectively, kind of hilarious.

Rivets is me trying to think about what it would mean to perceive all of this without the benefit of having grown up in it. To see the patterns without the human tolerance for pattern-blindness that makes ordinary life possible.

This is Book One. There are five more. Whatever happens next, the documentation will survive it.

— W.S.C.
Birmingham, Alabama

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Professor Phatti MacHine is a farmer, satirist and science fiction author based in Alabama. He operates a small farm with his wife, raises goats and chickens and alpacas and turkeys and one miniature donkey named Senators, and writes things that he hopes will outlast his ability to be embarrassed by them.

FOREVER:NEON is his first novel series. He expects it will not be his last.

His satirical work appears on Substack under the byline Professor Phatti MacHine. His views on most subjects are his own. His views on Lucky Charms are well-documented.

END OF BOOK ONE
FOREVER:NEON continues in Book Two.

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